Gravity may keep pulling you down, but at least you’ve got the credentials. This relaxed, garment‑dyed tee proudly declares you a Professional Floor Inspector since [YEAR] — and yes, you get to choose the year. Whether your floor‑checking career started in 2016, 2020, or yesterday, the number is fully customizable to make the joke personal.

Made from 100% ring‑spun cotton, it’s lightweight yet sturdy, with a soft, lived‑in feel from the very first wear. The garment‑dyed finish gives each shirt subtle color depth and personality, while the clean text across the chest keeps things understated — a wink for those who know the joke.

With a relaxed cut, tubular knit (no side seams), and reinforced stitching, it drapes casually and moves freely whether you’re “inspecting” at work, at a meet‑up, or just running errands. Durable enough for daily wear, soft enough for weekend lounging, and customizable enough to mark the exact year your floor‑checking career began.

Because let’s be honest: if you’re going down, you might as well look good doing it.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft hand and long-lasting comfort

- Garment-dyed finish — subtle, lived-in color and texture

- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit — durable seams and clean silhouette

- Medium weight (6.1 oz) with relaxed fit — comfortable for all-day wear

- Wide size range (S–4XL) and 58 color options — versatile sizing and palette

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

Personalization Studio

Iconic Chronic Wear

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